When someone with no mutual friends adds you on facebook

laugh-addict:

and you’re just like:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

bahtmun:

quietharbeats:

madagayskank:

seaduction:

derekwhostillscaresme:

sailorswayze:

do you ever fake interview yourself

what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band

i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this

I really thought it was only me.

See? Tumblr is constantly making me feel better about myself. I pretend I’m famous. And I usually have a British accent.