When you take a sticker off something but the sticky shit doesn’t come off with it

laugh-addict:

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

When you hear yourself on a recording:

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

I need to see a therapist but I hate therapists.