June 2012
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Alrighty folks, give me some anon questions. →
Jun 11th
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60 years from now:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: *falls* Granddaughter: Grandma, are you okay?! Me: *laughs* HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP. Granddaughter: Grandma this isn’t the time for your old 2000 jokes! Me: WATCH OUT, WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE. Granddaughter: GRANDMA! Me: YOLO
Jun 11th
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I'll never think of smoothies the same again...
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Jun 11th
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Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via sexytimewithkaia)
Jun 9th
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10 Beautiful Places in the World That Actually... →
Jun 8th
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“Family is everything. And family isn’t just blood. It’s love....”
– Niki Hale (slinkywhat)
Jun 5th
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“ “But father, I’m afraid!” “Of what?” “I...”
– Between William and his father, A Knight’s Tale
Jun 5th
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“ “Anita, put the gun away.” Dolph’s usual pleasant tenor was...”
– Anita Blake, The Lunatic Cafe by Laurell K. Hamilton
Jun 4th
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“I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who...”
– Anita Blake, Circus of the Damned by Laurell K. Hamilton
Jun 4th
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“I’d never seen the sense in perfectly healthy people not opening their own...”
– Anita Blake, Circus of the Damned by Laurell K. Hamilton
Jun 4th
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“It was one of my least favorite endearments. I think if all short people could...”
– Anita Blake, Circus of the Damned by Laurell K. Hamilton
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